ONLY IN AMERICA

THIS SUMS IT UP PRETTY WELL

ONLY IN AMERICA ……CAN WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE WE CAN’T LET GM AND CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT, AND THEN, LET GM and CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.

ONLY IN AMERICA …..CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUBPRIME LOANS, AND THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUBPRIME LOANS. THEN FIRE THE CEO’s WITH GIANT SEVERENCE PACKAGES AND NATIONALIZE THE COMPANIES SO THE TAX PAYERS CAN PAY OFF ALL THE DEBT!!

ONLY IN AMERICA …..DOES A FINANCIAL CRISIS REQUIRE SWIFT ACTION BY CONGRESS TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN THEY GO ON VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT FINDS THE TIME TO SIGN IT.

ONLY IN AMERICA …..CAN YOU BE LEGALLY, ILLEGAL.

ONLY IN AMERICA …..CAN CONGRESS MAKE LAWS THAT THEY DON’T HAVE TO, OR INTEND TO, FOLLOW.

ONLY IN AMERICA ……DOES VICE PRESIDENT DECLARE ‘JOBS’ A 3 LETTER WORD.

ONLY IN AMERICA ….. CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND FOR TAXES YOU DIDN’T PAY.

ONLY IN AMERICA ….. CAN POLITICIANS BLAME OTHERS FOR THEIR OWN FAILURES.

ONLY IN AMERICA ….. CAN YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN YOU DO IF YOU’RE LEGAL

ONLY IN AMERICA ….. CAN YOU BE 13 AND HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT YOU MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENT EXPLAINING WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.

ONLY IN AMERICA …..DO WE WORRY ABOUT 3 GUYS THAT GET WATER UP THEIR NOSES, WHILE THEIR ASSOCIATES ARE BEHEADING CAPTIVES AND BLOWING UP CROWDS OF PEOPLE WITH SUICIDE BOMBERS.

ONLY IN AMERICA …..YOU CAN BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT HAVING A BIRTH CERTIFICATE.

ONLY IN AMERICA ….. WHATEVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE PRESIDENT BUSH’S FAULT.